Shipping Policy

The Goon Shop currently operates through an inquiry flow. Shipping options, costs, availability, address eligibility, and timing are confirmed after we review your inquiry.

Submitting an inquiry does not guarantee that a product can be shipped to your location.

Products are intended for adults 18 and older. We may decline inquiries or shipments if age eligibility, location eligibility, product restrictions, or address details cannot be confirmed.

Customers are responsible for knowing and following local laws that apply to adult-oriented products.

Processing time begins after an inquiry is reviewed and an order is confirmed. Processing estimates may vary based on availability, order details, weather, carrier conditions, holidays, and address verification.

If an item is unavailable or cannot be shipped, we will communicate available options before an order proceeds.

You are responsible for providing a complete and accurate shipping address. Incorrect or incomplete addresses may delay fulfillment or prevent shipment.

When tracking is available, tracking details may be provided after shipment. Carrier scans and delivery estimates are controlled by the carrier.

We aim to use discreet packaging when shipping orders. Package appearance, label requirements, and carrier handling may vary based on the shipment method and destination.

Carrier delays can happen and may be outside our control. If a confirmed shipment is delayed, lost, or returned, contact us so we can review the situation.

Returned packages, failed deliveries, and address issues may require additional review before reshipment.

Shipping practices may change as storefront operations expand. The policy posted on this page is the current shipping policy for the site.

Last updated: June 10, 2026.