Terms and Conditions

The Goon Shop is intended only for adults who are at least 18 years old. By entering, browsing, submitting an inquiry, or contacting us through this site, you confirm that you are legally permitted to view and inquire about adult-oriented products in your location.

Do not use this site if adult-oriented products are restricted in your jurisdiction or if you are not legally allowed to purchase or inquire about them.

The storefront currently uses an inquiry flow. Submitting a cart or contact form does not create a final sale, charge a payment method, reserve inventory, or guarantee fulfillment.

We may contact you to confirm product selections, availability, shipping details, pricing, age eligibility, and any other information needed before an order can proceed.

Product descriptions, sizes, prices, and images are provided for general storefront information. We try to keep details accurate, but errors may occur and information may change without notice.

Always review product packaging, warnings, compatibility notes, and use directions before use. Stop using any product if discomfort, irritation, or other unwanted effects occur.

When you submit a cart inquiry or contact form, you agree to provide accurate information and not submit unlawful, abusive, misleading, automated, or harmful content.

You are responsible for the accuracy of names, contact details, shipping details, product selections, and any notes you provide.

You may not interfere with the site, attempt unauthorized access, misuse APIs, scrape at abusive rates, upload malicious content, or use the site for unlawful activity.

We may refuse, cancel, or ignore inquiries that appear fraudulent, incomplete, unlawful, automated, abusive, or outside the scope of the storefront.

The site is provided as-is and as-available. To the fullest extent allowed by law, The Goon Shop is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from site access, product inquiry, or product use.

Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations, so parts of this section may not apply to you.

We may update these terms as the storefront, products, operations, or legal requirements change. The version posted on this page applies when you use the site.

Last updated: June 10, 2026.